Sunday 28 December 2008

HOOLIGANS....

see da pic and remember it for life!weneva u come across a black viva and has a number plate of..

PHM 7215

be aware!

but der is hardly black VIVA on da roads in penang..so its easy to spot tis BASTARD!

when u see him juz bang his car cuz he deserves it..i dun knw how many ppl in penang he has bully d...

it all start at da traffic light junction...his junction put a *beri laluan* sign..but its us to go 1st n he gota wait...but tis STUPIAK din wait..so he juz came out from da junction...so my sis din giv face and she juz drive thru n he nearly hit our car...n dat STUPIAK honk us...so fine we juz let it be and tink he is reali a dumbass...as we wer driving he purposely drove near our car and cut us from da left n tis time again..it reali nearly hit our car...so my sis honk him back..as we wer driving..we cut him again..and came to a point dat STUPIAK drove closely bhind us and keep on honking us...non-stop..so my sis brake!to let him hit us and we cud report him...but lucky him..he manage to brake..aft dat he cut us n i showed my middle finger...n trust me..if i had stones with i wud hav wind down da window n throw his car window d...such an asshole!!later he cut us and showed his middle finger pulak..its da passenger that showed...n dat another STUPIAK was so damn freaking FAT dat his fingers wer so damn SHORT!!!wahakaka...we laugh da whole way..hope he die of obese!

so fine..sis din wana make trouble with them d we turn into a junction...all those above happen on da jelutong highway...its a straight road...so we wen into a junction...so we tot dey'll b gone..but manatau..dey STALKED US!!!damn STUPIAK FELERS...i tak tahan d i took out my hp and took a pic of them..i mean da car..n im gona post it everywer..n show it to my college mates...or evn go college to find whether der is tis car or not in my coll..im so gona vandalise their car!!

becareful PHM 7215!!!!

one day u'll meet a big gangster head and make him angry n he will take da revenge for all of us dat u have bullied!


seeing u crash is da sweetest revenge of all!!
penang is filled with HOOLIGANS...dun knw wer da heck dey come from...

Saturday 27 December 2008

Christmas...

DANG! i knw im late...

but i juz gota voice out wat CHRISTMAS means to me...

CHRISTMAS....

is a time for fellowship...getting together with relatives...spendin time to catch up with one another and EAT!hehehe...overall...Christmas is a time to remember Jesus's birth...

do u knw knw dat Jesus wasnt reali born on 25th December?they juz pick a date to celebrate his birth...dat time where got calender??..its juz a another average day on 25th December but then ppl pick it as Christmas...

Christmas is a time to receive gifts n i wont deny it..cuz i alws look forward for gifts!hahahh...n i luv da fact dat on Christmas eve aft service we wud go to a frenz's hse to chat till da wee hours...same goes for new year eve's service..all da youths will be out til da wee hours...

tis year Christmas eve service we din perform anything item...cuz its been alws me to coordinate everything..n tis year i was so buzy till i din knw Christmas was near...but i did send out emails to inform ppl wat i tink of doin but its too late...no time to practice...im kinda dissapointed tho..every1 is like *tidak apa* attitude....i din plan nything..dey dun giv a damn to plan aso...everythin aso look at me..ish ish!!n tis year no performance all da aunties aso ask y din hav nythin...WTH?y alws ask me?cudnt ask others ah?..damn!

did u all read THE STAR?some HOOLIGANS in penang in gurney drive was caught by da police...u cud see the video on youtube..it happens every year...so DO NOT GO gurney drive on CHRISTMAS EVE and NEW YEAR EVE..cuz da HOOLIGANS will destroy ur car by climbing on top of da car and spray fake snow on ur whole windscreen..seriously..dey r acting like BABOONS!!damn memalukan...

and oh yeah..my coll has this christmas celebration last week but i din go...i have my own reason...CHRISTMAS is a time to spread da word rite??but my stupid college christian fellowship team up with da student affair club tis year to make a stupid show...n it did not consist of any preaching!!!so dumb rite??..dey had tis dance club to dance to da tune of *When I Grow Up - by PCD*..and dey call it SEXY HIP HOP...WTH???dey r so not making a good image on how christian see Christmas...dey make it so commercialise...n i hate it...it was rubbish n i din wana go aso...

Wednesday 24 December 2008

a quick catch up on my life...

BOOOOO!!!!im back....lalalalal~

been buzy with stuff cz da singin comp is near and we gota practice every single day aft class in coll...n with christmas i lazy to cum on9 n blog (^^)

so here der is some pic i took within this 2 weeks...things i've done...


tis pic i took at france taipei..wen der for a photoshoot cuz dey wana hang banners of us in coll...i din go to coll on wednesday..n my fren msg me and told me dat dey ady hang up da banner d
(-.-)
da gals...der r 9 gals and 4 guys in da finals...all r great singers..tough competition..

nice pic eh?hah!!i shall haunt u if u mess with me....
xD


da kids had a children party in a hotel in Alor Star..so i tag along with them..n dey had buffet lunch...and its my time to EAT!!!!heheheeh....dey wer playing games n i wer eating non-stop der...cudnt resist nice fud! (^^)
tis is my 1st portion...

my 3rd round of fud...i forget to take my 2nd round...hahha

2nd round was oni salad...so its ok...

my christmas present from my sis...she got it from india...nice eh?im so in LOVE with PINK!


grandma ask me to get my own christmas present n she'll pay me back..so i got these..EKEKE!makeup stuff from elianto...


i wanted a jacket..so bro got me 1 for christmas n birthday gift...damn stingy rite him??!!gf pulak he can buy two damn expensive 1...tak guna punya orang...

wat happen on christmas eve???
hhhmm...nothing much...juz wen to frenz hse and talk til 4am and then go home and sleep...
christmas day i was stuck at home...spent most of da time sleeping...hehehe...
tonite goin for makan at fren'z hse...
llalalala~
christmas is all about
FOOOOOODDD!

Thursday 18 December 2008

Tiring coll life....

lately coll seems to be a jail for me...knw y?cuz i gota stay back in coll aft 4pm...its so damn frustrating!!!i hate goin home late...

its cuz i ned to practice with da other projectstar finalist for of final nite..we'll be singing 2 songs together..so need to to practice da two songs...

(-.-)

today class finis at 12.30 n i have nothing to do since then til 4pm!!!!DAMN!i hate tis life..my frenz wer happy to go home early juz now n i cudnt...haihz...wat a life rite?got into finals but have extra stuff to be buzy with...i tot it was juz a competiton..din knw it takes to much of my precious time....FINALS is near d...3 more weeks to go n then its EXAM n then HOLIDAY!*phew*..time flies...

but im happy cuz christmas is juz next week...HAH!!!oh PRESSIES!!!!i cudnt wait to open them..haha...

tonite will be meeting joyce and amanda tay!!!yay!its been a year d since da last i met them...definitely will be a great time talking to them...

oh yeah sis got back frm INDIA d...n i'm startin to get NAGGING frm her everyday again!haihz...i dun tink it'll stop till she get married and then dat guy shall suffer da life i've gone thru for so many years...HAHAHAHAHA!(^^)

she got me a pink punjabi dress and a pink sling bag...hehehe...as wat i asked for b4 she wen der...hahahaha..i wanted saree...but then she said she'll get me punjabi instead..dun knw y..oh nvm...at least i got things from her!..hahaha...she's like making business ni aft cuming back from der...selling precious stones and scarfs from der to her frenz...hahaha..pandai eh?she bot so much til i tot she spent all her money der..but she din...hahaha...still got a luggage bag stuck in INDIA..her frenz from der will send it back for her...more stuff to come...ny1 interested?hahaha..ask her if u wan to get precious stones....i wan aso i gota buy from her..damn pandai orang ni...

and and and..she found out i drove her car from her bf cuz i cut his car one of da days wen she's not here...hahaha..lol..bad luck ler...go cut his car pulak...DANG!but nothing happen..she juz scold then ok d...muahahaha..(^^)

Monday 15 December 2008

i SWEAR DAT U"LL DIE SOON...

dats wat i've said for more than 10 times now......

my swear sure works...cuz dey said swearing sure works on ppl...

so therefore again... I SWEAR DAT U DIE SOON BY CRASHING WITH A LORRY OR A CAR N LOST UR HEAD UR BALLS UR DICK!U'LL DIE BY LOOSING LOTSA BLOOD...and same goes to ur family!!!!

i dun giv a damn of being cruel here cuz dat idiot asshole shudnt have a life here on earth...he shud be in HELL for da rest of his LIFE...

u scold my grandpa and grandma it is as if ur scolding me...u bully them as if u bully me...u beta watch out...cuz u'll be crash by a lorry and die in these few days!HELL YEAH!

if u dun die...i swear u have no dick for da rest of ur life and u shall regret it for scolding me and my grandparents!i shud hav called police there n den...dun u eva test my patience U IDIOT JACKASS!! dun u look down on me cz im a gurl dat i'll scared u of u old man! touch us again n i SWEAR I WONT GIV ANY FACE D!so wana throw u with a knife juz now...but then i rather see u being crash and die on da spot..i'll b laughin loudly to ur pityful family...n der it goes for bullying us!!!

dare to touch me?!i'll say u'll regret later...cuz a sissy pussy like u has no BALLS!wait til i got da chance to take a pic of u and post it on da internet...i'll shame u as much as i cud!

Sunday 14 December 2008

im in!YAY!

im in da FINALS!

*phew*


tough competitors...luckily some choose da wrong song during SEMIS and din get choosen for da finals.....HAH!lucky me...

nyway..tis competiton is my coll's singing comp organise by da music club...but dey invited outside judges and to some of them..they are quite famous...but i dun knw ny of them...hehehe...



audition and semis...dey let students watch us perform..n da crowd is HUGE!!n dey r quite bad as in dey wil laugh at u if u forget lyrics or wrong beat of da song...lucky dey din laugh at me..i sure will b super upset...



oh yeah i've posted a video of me singin in da semis on my facebook account..go take a look n leave ya comments..xD...if ya dun hav my account...u may ask me for da link..

da top 13 Finalist...

oh yeah da finals is on da 30th Dec..luckily its aft christmas!will b held at da TARC huge hall...and monday..we ned to go for a photoshoot session in a studio...for them to put up da banner of us in coll...cool rite?but its so tiring to go for photosession n then briefin aft class at 5pm...haihz...wat to do..for da sake of gettin da grand prize of RM 1000!!!!!AARRGGHHH...i wan i wan i wan!!

xD

life seems interesting for me....now......

Wednesday 10 December 2008

izzit real?

WASH YOUR BRAS (PLEASE READ)PHOTO AT BOTTOM .GROSS!!!!

Be prepared but read story first. Makes you glad us men don't have boobs.
Don't look at the pictures just after eating something, this is truly revolting but it's a huge warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!


=======READ THIS BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE========


After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast.Nobody knew what it was and she dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time.Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed.She decided to bandage her sores, however as Susan's pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor. Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specializes in dermatology. Unfortunately, the doctor was on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to reach the dermatologist.Sadly, a life changing event was about to unfold during her appointment.

To Miss McKinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larvae growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast. What she didn't know was that the holes were in fact, deeper than she had originally thought, for these larvae were feeding off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her breast.Our undergarments are made in different countries all over the world. They sit in boxes and go through many hands and exchanges before we purchase them for ourselves.

WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARASITES ARE IN OUR CLOTHING WHEN WE BUY THEM. Please make it a habit from this point forward to wash your just-purchased undergarments or ANY garments before wearing them.



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nyway..its juz a HOAX!hah!
but it did reali happen in africa...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp


go to tis website if ya wana find out more...xD


da pic givs me chills weneva i see it...YUCKS!!!

Monday 8 December 2008

wats with da word?

*SEX*



wats wrong with dat word???!!



alot of ppl tend to get offended with ppl around them talking bout da word *SEX*!



believe me...it happen to me b4...



sum of my frenz even consider *KISSING* is a 'BIG EEEEEWWWWWwww...' thing...stupid rite??!!



i have no idea y dey get offended by these words...



trust me..we gals do talk dirty stuff sumtimes..we tend to get noty..HAH!



sex is a thing u'll do aft u get married...or u wana b fast then u'll probably have do it once u reach an age of curiosity...



some of my frenz dun knw wat is a *dick*..or evn worst..wer da *dick* shud b inserted to...WTH???!!!!these ppl seriously need SEX EDUCATION!!these are general knowledge..how cum these ppl dun knw??!!did they juz came out of da jungle?...



i knw i shudnt b talking bout tis stuff...but tis is getting serious cuz gals my age sum dun knw a thing!!GOSH...



to ppl who consider KISSING is a *BIG EEEWWWWww thing*..then i advice u..not to hav ny bfs or gfs...u'll b beta off being a nun or a monk...



if i offended u in this post...i dun give a damn...WHO DA HELL ask u to read my blog? =D



suck it up and get lost if ur not happy....



those who agree with tis post...raise ya hands! xD

Sunday 7 December 2008

some random things bout me...

What Jessicakoksiewying Means
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.






How Much of a Drama Queen Are You?


You Are A No Drama Mama!



No need for drama, you just chill out and don't let things bother you

You've got a peaceful, zen-like attitude... even when things get crazy

You're a pleasure to be around, and you have lots of friends to show for it

You don't need to be the center of attention, you're happy enough as is!



Are You A Hot Chick?


You Are Sometimes Considered a Hot Chick



While you may not get the most offers in the room,

You've got a good thing going - dating wise

You could flirt more and dress up a bit to attract more guys

But in general, you are doing just fine!





Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?


You Are a Realist



You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.

You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...

But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.

You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.




Your EQ is 127



You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.



On an average day, you're quite happy, together, and content. You live your life well.

Your emotions aren't always stable, but you can go along with the ups and downs pretty well.



You tend to be motivated, energetic, focused, and level headed.

You see the world pretty rationally, and you don't tend to over dramatize things. When things are bad, you know they eventually have to get better.






You Are 4% Nerdy



You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds.

You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns!


there u go...all bout me...some aint true but sum are true...which are true?go figure out urself!

xD

im definitely not a NERD!!MUHAHAHAHA....

the tak tau malu ppl...

we r a bunch of CRAZY WACKO GURLS!

WATCH OUT FOR US!!

xD


lecturer teaching...and we having our vain-ness moment

holding hands is wat we call norm but in a lecture hall???!!!*WTH?*


8 SICKOs in a waja...cool eh?we cud fit more!!

a good thing of lecture hall...cuz we cud sleep!like how they did!hah!

posing for da cam!wasnt listenin to lecturer tho..hahaha



a candid shot...looks norm eh?
*si gatai*
xD

da guy bhind us cudnt stand us taking pic all da way!hahaha...
nah...he's one of our pityful 3 guys in our class..

Saturday 6 December 2008

WAT on EARTH is happening??!!!

wat da hell with ppl nowadays???

BOMB here and der.....KILLING innocent lives!!!

those IDIOTS shud b brot to JUSTICE!

and if im da judge...i'll TORTURE THEM TO DEATH!

i bet lotsa ppl wan them to die now...those families of da dead wishing those KILLERS to be killed cruelly...

last week INDIA...two incident happen der....*and my sis is der now!!*hope nothing happens to her....

and this week...i mean today...MANILA!

WAT DA HELL!!!wat on earth are those bombers thinking??happy to see dead ppl?!!



MAY GOD PUNISH THOSE KILLERS IN HELL...in da HOT BURNING FIRE...BOIL THEIR SOUL FOREVER...




*yeah i hate those killers...i've been swearing dat they die soon...useless jerkass!we shud kill their beloved ppl in their lives oni dey will feel da pain of others...*

da reason dat i din blog for so long....

at last im FREEEEEEEEEE from TEST!

its FREEDOM , FREEDOM , YES FREEDOM!

hahaha.... xD

whole week has been a super hectic 1 for me...TWO test and ONE assgmt which is freaking damn HARD!!and summore i had audition for a singin com in coll...n yes i got thru da next round =D

most of da students sang chinese songs...its so darn boring...a few sang english songs..n they r my enemy now!hehehehe...

next week is da semis n i stil have no idea which song to sing...stil tinkin...and thk god monday is a public holiday!wwweeeps!cud sleep til super later...lalalal~

im suppose to work yday today n tomolo at PC FAIR...but unfortunately..i din get ny job!so no side income to spend for christmas but well... i ady got dress for christmas d and da christmas presents d...ekekekekek.....

had a great nite out last nite...wen for BBQ steamboat wit my fren..haha...juz two gurls...n i ate da most!!!blah~...she wen for two rounds n i wen for 4...mayb...wit lotsa sotong!ekekeke...i luv sotong!!yes i knw cholesterol...but once in a while...nvm ah...wanted to go for da 'HAPPY FEET' aft dinner but we dun hav enuf money d...hahaha..."HAPPY FEET" is u sit down and let da fishes come to ur feet and eat ur dead skin cells...wana try cz i din try it yet!