Grandma's Theories...

im sure grandmas have their own story to tell..bt mine..all her facts or shall we say..*theories* are super ridiculas...

yeah i was brought up by her theories...bt i NEVA BELIEF ny of it..cuz its RUBBISH...xD

im not being harsh by saying its rubbish..cuz its reali is rubbish!!..

sometimes i argues with her..cuz she'll start her stupid theories and expect me to agree with her..but too bad..i dun..cuz its reali makes no sense..*yeap sumtimes we are too bored so we argue..hahaha*

today we argued cuz she said nowadays people are so dumb..dey dun wana listen to old ppl's theories which is so true..dats y olden days ppl could live up to 100 over years old..

she said..if u eat pig's brain u'll be smart..if u eat pig's heart ur heart will be super good...as in u wont get any heart problems..if u eat pig's intestine...ur digest system will be good..*all bullshit*

then i ask her..for malays they cudnt eat pork mah..then dats y dey are not smart?she said..oh they could eat da cow's brain mah...=.= *swt*

then i ask another question..y muz oni eat pig's brain...dey are so dumb..probably we'll be dumb as them if we eat their brains..n then she said..if u dun wan then can eat chicken's brain ah..*haihz*..i cudnt stand it d so i said y not dog's brain?..and da answer..u siao ah..as in u crazy ah!..hehehe..yeah i got nothing to do so i like to answer back whatever she says..hehehe..bt if u knw me..i'll alws say out wateva i tink of..i juz dun let ppl to shut me out..im not the alws 'yes yes' type..

another theory of hers is...if u eat watermelon seed kah or orange seed kah or any fruit's seed la..the seed will eventually grow into a tree inside u!!!lol...so stewpid...haihz...

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today i din go for classes...yeap u might say im lazy...so wat i care??i juz need rest!...its been so long since i got a 12 hours of sleep..n today i got it..aft gettin up i feel so afresh!tho i din go class..i din spend my whole day lazying on da bed...i got up n then sweep n mop the house..i did it cuz its been so long since i mop da floor and also i was having fever..so its good for me to sweat to let da fever go down..n tho im sick..i studied'woah'.weird rite?jess jess...since wen ur so rajin?since im so pressurise mixing with smart ppl in class..hehehe...nyway..im stil very blur rite now..whole day my head its like floating in the air..probably from da effect of the flu med..hope im ok by next week..xD